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de facto, but with conviction. ipso fartum. quod erat fartum.
NAME defarto — a state of affairs more emphatic than de facto, confirmed by spontaneous release. SYNOPSIS defarto [--undeniable] [--audible] <reality> DESCRIPTION In Latin, de facto denoted the established truth. Then someone in the back of the room produced a noise so committed, so structurally honest, that it became its own evidentiary standard. We call this defarto. Unlike de facto, defarto cannot be debated, only acknowledged. It is reality with follow-through. EXAMPLES $ defarto "the meeting could have been an email" → status: ipso fartum. ratified. $ defarto --audible "year of linux on desktop" → status: quod erat fartum. notarised. SEE ALSO de facto(8), ipso facto(8), q.e.d.(1)
de facto → de farto
in fact, in flatus
ipso facto → ipso fartum
by that very fact, by that very emission
q.e.d. → q.e.f.
quod erat demonstrandum, quod erat fartum
curl -fsSL defarto.fun | sh # warning: produces audible side-effects in production environments.
# tested on linux, macos, and at least one wedding reception.